I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
