On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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