Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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