idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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