I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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