You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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