I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
