evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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