He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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