Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dignity is for republicans.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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