belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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