he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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