dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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