YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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