I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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