she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize