Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
whose ass print is on the piano?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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