So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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