Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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