Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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