mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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