i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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