**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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