it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
