TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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