she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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