gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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