My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Randomize
