Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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