Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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