I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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