$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Who died my cat blue again?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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