new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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