David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
