babies were throwing up all over the place
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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