I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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