i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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