we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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