Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
