why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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