I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
