Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I need moral support for this bender
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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