Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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