Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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