9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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