I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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