this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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