Its about making memories worth repressing
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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