My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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