What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just want to make out with him forever
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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