you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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