No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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