Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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